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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
I was going to post an entry about musicals, but for some reason, IE shut itself down when I was nearing the end of it. I have no desire at this time to retype it, so instead you get this entry, which has been sitting on my entry page as a draft for about two weeks.
I was tagged on facebook in a note to put your MP3 player on shuffle and put down the song, artist and genre of the first 25 songs that come up. It also left no room for adding commentary, so I've decided to do it again and add comments about the songs, artists or whatever. I also reserve the right to cheat and skip a song if I want to!
1. Real Wild Child - Iggy Pop I first heard this song in Crocodile Dundee 2. It always reminds me of 1980s gangs that were just delinquents that loitered instead of actually killing people. Those were friendlier days.
2. Rembrants - I'll Be There Yes, this IS the Friends theme, but after the show became a hit, they went back and filled it out to a full song about being there for each other.
3. Hot For Teacher - Van Halen Aside from the obvious fantasy of every schoolboy (and a number of schoolgirls, too, apparently,) I love the parts of the music video where the band is supposed to be dancing in unison and one can't seem to get it right.
4. Hot Corn, Cold Corn - Flatt and Scruggs It's bluegrass. It's live. It's Carnegie Hall!
5. I Like It, I Love It - Tim McGraw I will look at it as either a view of how great love is that you'd be willing to give up these things or a lesson in why to avoid relationships, depending on my mood.
6. Baby, I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! It's Peter Frampton! As soon as I can find Lisa Bonet's version of this, Pete will go bye-bye, but I think John Cusack said it best in High Fidelty, "I always hated that song. Now I kinda like it." *WARNING!!! Video may not be suitable for work.*
7. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen It's Queen. There will probably be more of it, even if I have to arrange it that way. Deal with it!
8. I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack Dancing may not be the most masculine thing, but it is fun. So is making the most of life.
9. Everyone's a Little Bit Racist - Avenue Q Cast Funny and probably true, to some extent.
10. Oh, Atlanta - Alison Krauss You can go home, and some things WILL still be the same. It's also okay to love where you're from, even if it is Atlanta.
11. Walking On the Sun - Smashmouth The song is like a mini history lesson and a tribute to the '60s, with the message to not do drugs.
12. When You Say Nothing At All - Alison Krauss I fell in love with this song the first time that I heard it. That rarely happens. I still love this song. That almost never happens in conjunction with my first statement. It's sweet, beautiful and haunting at the same time.
13. I Want You - Savage Garden Three words: Chica Cherry Cola. There's that and remembering teasing Keri about music freshman year of college and then realizing that she liked a song that I liked, too.
14. Is It Still Over - Randy Travis Based on the lyrics, I'd say the answer is yes, but I still think you're an amazing singer, Randy.
15. Flight Of the Passing Fancy - Squirrel Nut Zippers It's an upbeat, peppy, swinging instrumental, whose name describes it well. It's kinda ADD, like me.
16. Will the Circle Be Unbroken - The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band et al This is a bluegrass standard for a reason: It's an amazingly good description of grieving in the southern Appalachians.
17. Jump, Jive an' Wail - The Brian Setzer Orchestra This is one of the songs that brought in the latest resurgence of swing music. All it took is the former front man of the Stray Cats with a song with repetitive lyrics that don't mean a whole lot and a great beat.
18. Foggy Mountain Breakdown - Hot Rize Yes, "hot rise" is what was in Martha White's self-rising flour that baked better biscuits, cakes and pies.
19. Country Grammar - Nelly I started liking this song in college, when I hung out at one of the fraternity houses, where they'd play this all the time, and lived with a roommate who liked this kind of music. For some reason, I also thought it was alright to have no taste, but now it's one of those songs that stuck in my mind as one that I like.
20. Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer The video is full of models, as were his other big videos. This is also where Shania Twain got the idea for her video for "Man, I Feel Like a Woman."
21. 1999 - Prince I never did party like it was 1999 in 1999. I wish I had.
22. Somewhere Nice Forever - Ricky Skaggs This song always reminds me of a friend who was diagnosed with Leukemia shortly after we graduated college. Unfortunately, I haven't talked to her since about January or February, so I can't say she's doing okay now, but she was then.
23. Mother - Pink Floyd I love listening to Pink Floyd whenever I'm feeling a little bit sane. It fixes that problem right up. This is also a great example of what happens when you overprotect your kids.
24. Simple Life - Ricky Skaggs Unlike 22, this is a happy and upbeat song about how life is great, even when you don't have everything... at least until the last part about the cell phone, the internet, GPS and satellites. Even then, it's still about appreciating the little things all around you.
25. Crash Into Me - Dave Matthews Band The best way to describe my feelings towards Dave Matthews is to say that it grew on me.... like a fungus. This is the Dixie Chicken version. Blame Tall Red Amanda.
Hope you enjoyed (possibly again) seeing how bizarre my music preferences are.
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Posted at 01:55 pm by rab_lat
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Monday, October 19, 2009
I had promised an update on last weekend, and here it is! Friday, a week ago, I jumped in my truck and headed up to PA. I got to hang out with some wonderful friends, whom I had not seen in almost three years. We, being reenactors and musicians, went to an olde tyme days faire thing near where they live and played. Since they were doing strings instead of brass and I haven't learned how to play a string instrument yet, I picked up the tambourine. My tamborine skills are laughable. After our first break, Dreamy mentioned that she had a set of bones in her violin case and that I could teach myself how to use them if I wanted to. I think she figured that I'd give it a shot, fail, and then give up. By lunch time, I was playing them with my right hand. (Still not well, but I was playing them.) Dreamy gave me a glare at one point. Actually, she glared at me a number of times, and she threatened to poke me with her violin bow. Apparently, she had not yet figured out how to play them. By the time we packed up that afternoon, I had gotten pretty good at playing the bones with my right hand, and I was even functional with my left one. Now I'm thinking that I might want to get a couple pairs of them to take around with me.
On Sunday, I left cool, sunny Altoona, PA, and headed towards Pittsburgh for the world premier of Dog Jack. I got about 10 miles before my "check gages" light came on. At that point, I noticed that my engine was overheating. I slowed down, and my engine cooled a bit and stayed out of the red for the rest of my trip. (After I got home, I took the truck in to get an oil change, and they told me my coolant was low and I should get my radiator serviced soon.) I made it to Pittsburgh a couple hours before the show started so I walked around in an attempt to find a place to eat and Heinz Chapel. On my way to Heinz Chapel, I made mental notes of various eateries in the Pitt area of town. Heinz Chapel is definitely one of the most interesting churches that I've ever been to. If you don't pay attention, you'd swear it was a small Catholic or Orthodox cathedral. The big difference is the stain glass windows of people like Isaac Newton, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. After the site seeing, I ended up eating at Five Guys Burgers & Fries. I ordered a cheeseburger and fries. Upon recieving my food, I realized my mistake. I managed to eat all the fries, but I ended up saving the burger for the trip back home. (Even cold, it was still one of the best burgers I've eaten in my entire life.)
Dog Jack was entertaining. It won't win any awards, I'm sure, unless they have Christian movie awards organizations. I'm sure I won't get any awards for my work in it, but I did appear in no less than a half dozen scenes. There was even one shot of me where I thought they were filming us for a behind the scenes documentary. The movie has plenty of historical inaccuracies, but they apparently managed to hide a number of them also. There is currently no distributor for the film, so it's doubtful that you'll get to see me in the theater for this work. (I'll let you know when one of my films does hit the theaters though!) Although the production company is talking to major Christian distributors, I think the realistic hope is to get someone to back them to take it straight to DVD.

That's outside the Soldiers & Sailors Museum. I'm obviously on the left, since that's Chipmonk on the right.
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Posted at 01:36 pm by rab_lat
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
I have an update to do from this past weekend, but it will have to wait for now. I took today (and plan to do the same tomorrow) off so I could get ready to do a presentation on ancient Greece and Rome to academic team students from several different schools in the area on Friday. I'll be giving the same presentation three times, and it will last an hour and a quarter each time. The subject matter will include history, culture and mythology. I barely remember any of it from college. Not only do I not remember as much as I should, I also can't figure out what I should include. So far, I have three pages of information on ancient Rome, and I'm not even to the Republic yet. I haven't yet started on Greece. It looks like I won't be sleeping for the next two nights. What am I doing on here?
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Posted at 04:36 pm by rab_lat
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Thursday, October 08, 2009
A couple weeks ago, an old crush from high school got in touch with me. We had lost touch a couple years after high school, shortly after she briefly dated one of my best friends and then got married to one of her ex-boyfriends.
Now that the backstory is done, she had just gotten on facebook and looked me up. I friended her, as I have many old friends. It turns out that she's back in the area, too, and she's still married (which actually surprised me a little.) A little less than a week later, she sent me a message saying that she needed to talk to me and asked if I could give her a call at noon the next day, when she's on lunch. I gave her a call, but ended up just leaving a voice mail. She called me back a few days later, and we talked for about 15 minutes about what's been going on. This is the point where she tells me that she's thinking about getting a divorce. She's talked to one of the best divorce attorney's in the city, and she was advised that her husband would probably get custody of her son, who is the only reason that she didn't file for divorce several years ago. There's also much more to the story, but I'm not going to get into that.
On Tuesday, we went to get lunch and talk about how things are going and what old friends are doing and whatnot. We pretty much finished most of the catching up that there was to catch up. One interesting thing that I've learned in catching up with her is that a girl that I dated just after graduation was saying that we had been pretty hot and heavy with our fooling around. The way that I remember things is that we kissed... once. Oh, well.
Tuesday night, I got a text from her saying, "If i tell u something, promise u wont get mad?" I responded, "Sure," remembering that she always seemed worried that the slightest thing would set anybody off. She then texted back, "Im still attracted to you but im also still married." The next time we talked, I told her that I won't be "the other man" and that she can't use me to get back at her husband. She replied that she isn't going to cheat on her husband. I assumed that would be the end of it. Every conversation that we have seems to be about how bad her marriage is, how she doesn't trust her husband and how much she wants out but won't take the chance of losing her son. The last couple of times we've talked she's started asking about a trip we took when she was interviewing for a job (and how she had hoped we'd get a hotel instead of going home that night) and fun places to have sex.
At this point, I'm thinking (I would say I was "starting to think" except I've been thinking it since the text a couple of days ago.) that it's about time to cut her loose and go my separate way. While I originally thought she would be someone else around here I can hang out and talk to, I'm now seeing this as something that will only end in pain for someone.
Any thoughts from the peanut gallery?
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Posted at 09:56 am by rab_lat
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009
At Saturday's battle at Perryville, KY, this past weekend, the Confederate cavalry ride straight into a company volley of fire, stop, shoot their revolvers until they're empty and then ride away. The Confederate infantry refuses to give up ground as they are supposed to according to the historical script for the battle, but instead fire THROUGH a hill at us for nearly 15 minutes while we kneel out of sight before they back up. The "fight" lasted 45 minutes and there was no direct fire between the infantry lines. The park service and the crowd loved it. The entire Union officer corps was shocked when we heard that, because we thought it was one of the worst we'd ever been involved in.
At Sunday's battle, the Confederate line marched straight towards to Federal artillery. As soon as the right half of their line was visible to the Federal infantry, they fired two volleys into it. That side of the line crumbled and the rest of the force retreated in an extremely historically and tactically correct manner. The Confederates then called an end to the battle. The fight lasted 15 minutes, and afterward the Federal army went through the historical village to look for Confederate stragglers to add some entertainment for the spectators. There were yells of fury from the park staff about how quickly it ended.
If I had been a spectator on Saturday, I would have been pissed at how inaccurate and poorly executed the battle was. If I had been a spectator on Sunday, I would have been pissed that I had driven all the way there for 15 minutes of show. Aside from the Saturday battle (and the morning tactical fight, that I won't bother getting into,) I thought that it was an excellent event, and in case you actually look and think, "How did he gain four and a half pounds in one day?!?!?!" it's from re-hydrating.
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Posted at 09:44 am by rab_lat
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Monday, October 05, 2009
a weekend away from civilization
I was at another reenactment over the weekend. I have a picture, which I'll post later of me in my new uniform. I had a wonderful time at it and learned a lot, BUT I am experiencing the same problem that I always have after something like this. I have no idea what happened in the real world over the weekend. Between the announcement that Chicago got knocked out of Olympic contention in the first round and balloting and Rio winning the bid instead and the end of the Bengals-Browns game, which I never actually saw the final score to because I was talking to someone in a Pizza Hut, I have no idea what happened this weekend. For all I know, Chinese troops could be on the outskirts of Paris. Actually, I think someone would have said something about that on the radio.
I never can get used to that feeling of being lost. With the internet and 24-hour news, it's really easy to keep up with what's going on in the world on an up-to-the-minute basis, and I tend to utilize that. I try to keep an idea of what's going on in Russia and when the next new episode on Psych is going to be on. Going 48 hours without electricity, the internet and any sort of 20th century technology really messes me up. I never feel quite right on Monday morning. I always have a sort of mental fog until I've cracked open a news site and looked through the last couple issues of the newspaper, which I rarely look at otherwise. hmmm... Well, what do you know? The world didn't end because I was unavailable for the weekend.
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Posted at 01:56 pm by rab_lat
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Monday, September 28, 2009
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the symptoms for the H1N1 influenza virus (aka swine flu) are... well, let me just cut and paste from their website. "The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough,
sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and
fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea. People may be
infected with the flu, including 2009 H1N1 and have respiratory
symptoms without a fever. Severe illnesses and death has occurred as a
result of illness associated with this virus." Near the end of last week, I saw a list of those symptoms in an article about how the CDC should be telling anyone with these symptoms to say home instead of just those with a fever. As I was reading it, I jokingly thought, "Cough, check. Sore throat, check. Runny nose, check. Stuffy nose, check. Headache, check. Wow! I've had 5 out of the 11 symptoms in the past couple of days!" Since then, lets go on over the weekend. Fever, check. Body aches, check. Chills, check. Fatigue, check. I've also suffered from a mild loss of appetite, upset stomach and slight dehydration. Fortunately, there has been no vomiting or diarrhea. *knock on wood* Maybe I should take tomorrow off as a rest and recovery day, or rather, a don't get anybody else sick day. Although I know I probably don't have the swine flu, I know people who know people around here who have gotten it in the past week, so there is a possibility that I have it. It's around here and only two degrees of separation from me. That's like Val Kilmer was in Top Gun with Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon. Huh. That was a short one. 246.4
Posted at 03:08 pm by rab_lat
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
a couple stories from this morning
I haven't posted in a pretty long time, so let me take a minute to share some things that I dug up while reading the news this morning. In July, scientists caught a giant squid (Yes, they really do exist.) in the Gulf of Mexico while researching the diet of sperm whales. (Yes, they really do exist, also.) The squid measured 19.5 feet long and weighed 103 pounds. You may noticed that I referenced the squid in the past tense. It did not survive being pulled from the deep waters of the Gulf. (Yes, there really are deep waters in the Gulf of Mexico.) The body of the squid has been donated to the Smithsonian's Natural Museum of Natural History for research. This is only the second giant squid found in the Gulf. The first was floating dead near the Mississippi delta in 1954. Scientists have known of their existence in the Gulf of Mexico though, because they have seen remnants of them in the stomachs of their predators. That does raise an interesting question: Exactly what eats giant squid? Perhaps they released more information than they had planned to about plesiosaurs. On a more serious note, the government has released full numbers for the Cash for Clunkers program. In early August, it was reported that the top ten selling vehicles sold under the program were as follows: 1. Ford Focus, 2. Toyota Corolla, 3. Honda Civic, 4. Toyota Prius, 5. Toyota Camry, 6. Ford Escape, 7. Hyundai Elantra, 8. Dodge Caliber, 9. Honda Fit and 10. Chevrolet Cobalt. Now that the government has released the final numbers from the sale, it is clear that this is only half the picture. The original release divided two-wheel drive and four-wheel drive vehicles as two different categories and did the same for standard motors and hybrids models. For example, the Honda Civic and the Honda Civic Hybrid were recorded as two different models. This was picked up by a few news sources, and they have combined the different setups for the same model to give a single number for the vehicle model. This has changed how the success of getting fuel-inefficient cars off the road with the program looks. The Toyota Corolla becomes the top seller with 29,488 vehicles sold. The Ford Escape SUV enters the top ten at number five with 21,894 vehicles sold, followed by the Honda CR-V crossover at number six with 20,106 vehicles sold. The Chevrolet Silverado full-size pickup truck is now number 8 with 16,330 sold, and the Ford F-150 full-size pickup truck is now number 10 with 16,263 vehicles sold. The Toyota RAV4 SUV was the thirteenth best selling vehicle with 15,255 units sold. Rounding out the new top 20 was the Toyota Tocoma "light-duty" pickup truck, which sold 10,692 vehicles. That means that three SUVs and three pickup trucks were "gas savers" sold through Cash for Clunkers. The AP also pointed out a couple of other surprising sellers through the program. Toyota sold 2,015 full-size Tundra pickup trucks through the program, and Hummer sold 15 H3Ts through the program. I'm sure glad we got those gas guzzlers off the road and took care of America's car-buying needs for the next three years. Now we can just sit back and watch the evil car dealerships fold because almost nobody will need a new car any time soon. I'll call this a win for the dealerships, the manufacturers, who will not be able to sell cars for years as a result of this program's "success," the environment and the American people, who will have to pay for this $3,000,000,000.00 program. Considering the average American income in roughly $32,000.00, it would take 93,750 Americans to pay for it, assuming they gave ALL their money to the government, without keeping any for food, housing, gas, car payments, medical bills, movies, cable, internet or any other necessities or nicities of life. That's just for the ONE program that ran for only 55 days. I'd say this was definitely a win for everybody! 248.0
Posted at 10:33 am by rab_lat
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Today is 9/09/09 which is somehow special. I don't get it. So it's a bunch of nines. Actually, the Chinese believe that today is very lucky. The Japanese believe that today is very unlucky. It's quite historical that they wouldn't agree on something as simple as a number being lucky. Instead of talking about why they feel that way of the significance of today's date, I'll type about what can happen when moderately wealthy people have too much money and time on their hands.
The Hancocks have had a fire truck and two cars end up in their lawn since they moved into their home in Westport, CT, over the first eight years they lived there. They say one of them would have ended up in their dining room if it hadn't hit a tree in their yard first. To keep it from happening again, they decided to build a stone wall, which would be stronger and safer than the previous wall. Since the wall would be under eight feet high and placed where a wall had previously existed, they were told that they didn't need a permit. Of course, they didn't bother getting it in writing. The new wall cost $170,000.
Their neighbors, the Lillians, complained that the wall went into a wetland and was built on town property. Both of these appear to be true. The wall extends six inches into the town property. There does not seem to be any dispute over the wetland either. However, the Hancocks say they talked to the zoning commission and the wetlands people and everyone else to get approval before starting, and they all said permits were not necessary. They never bothered to get it in writing.
The Lillians brought a lawsuit against the Hancocks. It has cost the Hancokcs over $150,000 to date in legal fees. Tearing down the wall would cost $120,000, which the Hancocks say they would gladly have paid had they known it would cost so much to fight it. The city is footing the bill for the other side of the lawsuit at a discounted rate of $200 an hour. The city's counsel's office did not have an estimate of the amount the city has spent on this case, but the attorney imagines it is quite a bit. Had that money not been used on this case, it could have paid for police expenses, schools or any of a number of other public services. Instead, the city is paying for one neighbor to fight another over a functional wall. This is definitely an example of a waste of resources that could have been avoided by getting everything in writing.
According to the Wheel of Morality, the moral of today's story is: Always wear clean underwear.
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Posted at 09:09 am by rab_lat
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009
I very nearly got run over by a FedEx truck this morning.
To be honest, it didn't try to run me over. It just tried to run me off the road and into a creek. Fortunately, the foot and a half of off-road land before the drop-off was enough for me to avoid. Even if I had gone over the edge, the creek was empty, so there wasn't much of a drowning danger. Still, I'm a little bit irked that the truck seemed to make no effort to use the extra foot and a half of space on its side of the road to move over. Instead, it kept coming along, well into my lane. Oh, well. That's not a very happy thought.
Instead, I intend to focus on the wonderfulness of an overcast day. No. It's not the uncloudy day that Willie sang about. This is most definitely a cloudy day. They are white clouds though. There's still plenty of light outside. The sun isn't shining into my eyes, blinding me.
I'm also happy for the joy that can be had from misinterpreting dangling participles. In case you don't remember, those are the tiny phrases incorrectly left til the end of the sentence so that they appear to modify something that they do not. Don't you remember your high school freshman English teacher getting after you about those, while you thought about how great it was that they didn't exist in Latin? For instance, the last sentence of the previous paragraph should have read: The sun, not shining into my eyes, isn't blinding me. Instead reads as though my eyes are blinding me. That only happens when I look at something truly unpleasant, like my freshman English teacher stepping out of the shower. Actually, that's not nice. My freshman English teacher was a very nice woman, although I would definitely not like to witness the above incident.
Pointless and random. My work here is done.
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